In other news, I have decided not to murder my family today, but only because it would require more energy than I'm willing to expend on non-essentials.
AND
If one more male politician talks about rape without documented proof that he has, in fact, been raped and been left pregnant by that rape, I may just be forced to unleash my awesome powers and start a revolution that has only one aim: abolish the United States legislature in it's entirety and replace it with kindergarten focus groups (because at least they have some sense at that age). If anyone wants to prepare for the inevitable (because these men just don't know when to shut up), gather your wire coat hangers and a good supply of Twizzlers. We'll lure them with candy and poke them until they run home to their mommies.
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